10 Things Men will not Say

1.)Lets watch Lifetime!

2.)Sex is overrated.

3.)I dont want to go too far on the 4.)first date.

5.)Yes, I did notice your sisters breasts are bigger than yours.

6.)There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.

7.)Im glad I dont have a large penis.

8.)My hips are too big.

Aw, cant we watch Oprah?

9.)Does this suit make me look fat?

10.)Ill never get tired listening to Celine Dion.