Employee Incentives?
A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office.
Things arent going too well, guys, he announced grimly. So to perk up sales Im announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job.
What does the loser get? asked one of the salesmen.
The owner looked at both men and said, The loser gets to give it.