Jewish food

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A Jew was walking on Regent Street in London and stopped in to a posh gourmet food shop. An impressive salesperson in morning coat with tails approached him and politely asked, May I help you, Sir?



Yes, replied the customer, I would like to buy a pound of lox.



No. No, responded the dignified salesperson, You mean smoked salmon.



Okay, a pound of smoked salmon.



Anything else?



Yes, a dozen blintzes.



No. No. You mean crepes.



Okay, a dozen crepes.



Anything else?



Yes. A pound of chopped liver.



No. No. You mean pate.



Okay, said the Jewish patron, A pound of pate. And, he added, Id like you to deliver this to my house next Saturday.



Look, retorted the indignant salesperson, We dont schlep on Shabbos.


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