The AOL Oath

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Raise your mouse in your right hand, put your left hand over your heart and repeat:

I, (state your name), promise to be online at all possible times.

To answer all mail from people I know.

To boldly Surf, Click, Check, Search, Chat, :o), {}, BRB and any others,

LOL, ROTF, like nobody has done before.

I will be pleasant and kind to all AOL members (except the cyber geeks, unless Im really in the mood).

I will remember screen names as I would my own parents names. (Children? Whos got time?)

I am addicted and I vow to complete my quest to find out who the heck General Fault is, and why is he in my damn Computer.

So help me Bill Gates.

Amen

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