PreMenstrual syndrome symptom combinations you dont want to have

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  • HEADACHES and INCREASED SEX DRIVE:
    Known as getting him all hot and bewildered.

  • EXCESSIVE DOMESTICITY and CLUMSINESS:
    Whatever you do, dont dust the knicknacks.

  • SENTIMENTALITY and EXTRAVAGANCE:
    This is not the time to shop for Mothers Day.

  • SMELL SENSITIVITY and NAUSEA:
    A hundred-foot distance from all Thai restaurants is recommended.

  • FOOD BINGING and LACK OF COORDINATION:
    Its hard to stuff your face when you cant find it.

  • RINGING IN EARS and PARANOIA:
    No, its NOT the IRS or that nerd from the health club at the door.

  • COMPULSIVE SPENDING and INSOMNIA:
    Fortunately, the twenty-four-hour shopper probably cant get much of a wardrobe at 7-Eleven.

  • NYMPHOMANIA and POOR JUDGEMENT:
    The only thing worse than taking the consequences is getting a call from one of them.

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