Six Months to Live

A man was told by his physician that he had only six months to live. Doc, he said, is there anything I can do?

Yes, replied the doctor. First, give all your possessions to the poor. Next, move to a cold-water shack in the backwoods. And then marry a woman with nine young children.

Will this give me more time?

No – but itll be the longest six months of your life!