The Inventor…

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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.

He says to the clerk, Id like to register my new invention. Its a folding bottle.

OK, says the clerk. What do you call it?

A fottle, replies the inventor.

A fottle? Thats a stupid! Cant you think of something else?

I can think about it. Ive got something else though. Its a folding carton.

And what do you call that? asks the clerk.

A farton, replies the inventor.

Thats rude. You cant possibly call it that!

In that case, says the inventor…

Youre really going to hate the name of my folding bucket.

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