Bad News and Good News

Jill phoned her husband, John, at work for a chat. Im sorry dear, said John, but Im up to my neck in work today. I dont have time to chat.

Jill replied, But Ive got some good news and some bad news for you, dear.

OK darling, said John, but as Ive got no time right now, just give me the good news.

Okay, agreed Jill. Well, the air bag works…bye!