Wild Game

Two Texas A&M Aggies were out hunting in Central Texas when they encountered a scantily clad young lass lounging against a tree.



?What y?all boys doing?? she inquired.





They (being manly men) responded, ?Well ma?am, we?re huntin? wild game.?





?Well I?m wild, and I?m game!? she replied.





So they shot her.