Bad Month for Car Saleman

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, Boy, business sucks. If I dont sell more cars this month, Im going to lose my fucking ass.

Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away.

Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.

Thats okay, the blonde replied, If I dont sell more ass this month, Im going to lose my fucking car.