Redneck Sex Education

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The young redneck had just gotten married and, nervous about his wedding night, snuck out and paid his father a visit.

Pop, he drawled, Ahm jest not sure Ah know what tdo.

Its simple, said his father.

Remember the stiff thing you used to play with when you were a boy? Just take it out and stick it where yer honey pisses.

Filled with confidence, the boy ran home and, grabbing his baseball bat, threw it in the outhouse.

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