what men hear?

When a woman says:
This place is a mess! Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we dont do laundry right now, youll have no clothes to wear.

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, cmon blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah on the floor, blah, blah, blah, right now, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes.