The Dress Of Love
An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
The mother asks the daughter: What are you doing naked?
The daughter responds: This is the dress of love.
When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.
When her husband arrives, he asks her: What are you doing naked, woman?
She responds: This is the dress of love.
And he says to her: Well, go iron it first.