A Cape Bretoner

Posted in Gender humor, Political

A Cape Bretoner walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, ‘Hi. You know….,I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.

The social worker behind the counter said, ‘Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You’ll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the
daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.

The Cape Bretoner, just plain wide-eyed, said, ‘You’re bullshitting me!’

The social worker said, ‘ Yeah, well… You started it.

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