A young man once asked
A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.
God replied, A million years to me is just like a single second to you.
The young man asked God what a million dollars was to him.
God replied, A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to
you.
Then the young man got his courage up and asked, God, could I have one
of your pennies?
God smiled and replied, Certainly, just a second.