Blonde Pearls
What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
Doughnut seeds!
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet ?
So she wouldnt wake up the Sleeping Pills
How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
When her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!
How did the blonde hurt herself raking the lawn?
She fell out of the tree!