Blonde Pearls

What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?

Doughnut seeds!



Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet ?

So she wouldnt wake up the Sleeping Pills



How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

When her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!





How did the blonde hurt herself raking the lawn?

She fell out of the tree!