Body Language

A young couple left the sex therapists office determined to develop more effective body language.

Alright, said the husband, when I want sex, Ill rub your right breast. When I dont want sex, Ill rub your left breast.

Okay, said the wife, What should I do then?

Well, when you want to have sex, he told her, rub my penis once. When you dont want any sex, rub it 200 times.