Can I have a penny?
A wise man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, God, what does a million years mean to you?
The Lord replies, A minute.
The wise man asks, And what does a million dollars mean to you?
The Lord replies, A penny.
The wise man asks, Can I have a penny?
The Lord replies, In a minute.
![beanswill(TwistedHumor.com)[1].jpeg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/beanswill%28TwistedHumor.com%29%5B1%5D.jpeg)
![5haioase20[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/5haioase20%5B1%5D.jpg)
![1haioase0036[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/1haioase0036%5B1%5D.jpg)
![haioase0232[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/haioase0232%5B1%5D.jpg)
![6haios049[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/6haios049%5B1%5D.jpg)
![1haioase0028[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/1haioase0028%5B1%5D.jpg)
![funny28[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/funny28%5B1%5D.jpg)
![haioase0252[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/haioase0252%5B1%5D.jpg)
![haioase0223[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/haioase0223%5B1%5D.jpg)
![haioase0132[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/haioase0132%5B1%5D.jpg)
![3473[1].jpeg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/3473%5B1%5D.jpeg)
![haioase0093[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/haioase0093%5B1%5D.jpg)
![haioase0282[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/haioase0282%5B1%5D.jpg)
![1haioase0002[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/1haioase0002%5B1%5D.jpg)
![haioase0143[1].jpg](http://haios.ciftech.ro/wp-content/gallery/funny/haioase0143%5B1%5D.jpg)
