Crass comment of the year

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My brother was walking home one fine summer afternoon when he spotted
a young woman grieving over a pet dog that was recently struck by an
automobile. The pet had just finished dying at the distraught womens
feet…

Allen: Miss?

Woman: <Sob!> Huh? <Sniff…>

Allen: Miss, do you need a taxidermist?

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