Dead Cat Test

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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher hed found a cat.

She asked if it was dead or alive.



Dead, she was informed.



How do you know?, she asked.



Because I pissed in his ear and it didnt move, said the child innocently.



You did WHAT?!?, the teacher squealed in surprise.



You know, explained the boy, I leaned over and went pssst and he didnt move.


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