Finding a Chinese Jew

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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. Sid, asked Al, are there any Jews in China?

I dont know, Sid replied. Why dont we ask the waiter?

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, Are there any Chinese Jews?

I dont know sir, let me ask, the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, No, sir. No, Chinese Jews.

Are you sure? Al asked.

I will check again, sir, the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere.

When the waiter returned he said, Sir, no Chinese Jews.

Are you really sure? Al asked again.

I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews.

Sir, I ask everyone, the waiter replied exasperated. We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews.

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