Irish Bar Fight
My God! What happened to you? the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
I got in a tiff with Riley.
Riley? Hes just a wee fellow, the barkeep said, surprised. He must have had something in his hand.
Aye, that he did, Kelly said. A shovel it was.
Dear Lord! Didnt you have anything in YOUR hand?
Aye, that I did – Mrs. Riley. Kelly said. She gave me her purse, but it wasnt much use in a fight!