Letterman Top Ten

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Lettermans Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About Fahrenheit 9/11:



10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing



9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election



8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words



7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported



6. Didnt have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger



5. Of all Michael Moores accusations, only 97% are true



4. Not sure – – I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe



3. Where the hell was Spider-man?



2. Couldnt hear most of the movie over Cheneys foul mouth



1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball.


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