Men…STOP…its fruitless!

*** You just cant win, and here are the reasons why: ***

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, youre a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, youre a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you dont work enough, youre a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, its male indifference.

If you cry, youre a wimp. If you dont, youre insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, youre a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, shes a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesnt enjoy, thats domination. If she asks you, its a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, youre a sexist. If you dont, youre unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, youre vain. If you dont, youre a slob.

If you buy her flowers, youre after something. If you dont, youre not thoughtful.

If youre proud of your achievements, youre up on yourself. If you dont, youre not ambitious.

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