Overpopulation

Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world.

One physician says, Why, Bubba, thiseyer crazy birth thang isa gettin so bad that perty soon, they aint gonna be room for everbody! Theresa gonna be standin room only on this here planet!

The other doctor replied, Heck, that sure oughta slow em down a bit!