The Portrait

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist….



…..Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.



But you are not wearing any of those things.



I know, she said. Its in case I should die before my husband. Im sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.

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