Very old Russian joke

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Two Russian border guards, Ivan and Vladimir, on a cold winter morning.
Looking across the border, Ivan is smiling to himself, then he notices
that Vladimir is also smiling.

Ivan [suspiciously]: What were you thinking about?

Vladimir: Same thing you were thinking about, comrade.

Ivan: Then it is my duty to arrest you.

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