We Dont Swerve Blondes Here

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A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.

"Whats going on here, maam?"

"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.

"Maam. Thats your air freshener."

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