What Were You Thinking?

Posted in Foul Language

A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?

He replied, I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear.

She asked, And what do you think when you look at me now, darling?

I think I did a damn good job!

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