Husbands Midlife Crisis

Dave Barry on your husbands midlife crisis:

If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him. If he wants to buy a ludicrously impractical sports car, tell him you think its a terrific idea.

If he wants to wear younger clothes, help him pick them out.

If he wants to start seeing other women, shoot him in the head.